The shortest jokes in the world

- World peace

- Firewood Rental

- Meeting, 2 popes (probably no more joke)

- Dear badly off from the arm.

- Go to a Cyclops eye doctor.

- Meeting two hunters - both dead.

- Crowbars are made of theft.

- I'm not schizophrenic. Neither do I.

- Says the Zero to Eight: "Schicker belt!"

- What's white and disrupts the food?

Useless knowledge and interesting facts!

Useful useless knowledge and true facts

- In the Philippines, you will be shot, when you sing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.

-  Penis can fall off in the cold when he does not have a minimum diameter.

- Police dogs have a car driving license.

- To drink Frozen Beer is deadly.

- To test whether a perfume fits one, you should sayings it on the skin and then lick. If there is a fire in your mouth, it does not fit for your body chemistry, if not, it's perfect.

- If you peeing lemon trees, they grow faster.

- If you wear the color pink

Weird Facts Around the World People Didn't Know

• Eau de cologne was originally a remedy against the plague.
• The pea is the oldest known vegetables.
• The colors of the Olympic rings appear in every country flag. Exceptions: Latvia and Qatar have a white-brown flag.
• The wider growth rings of a tree facing the south.
• Hot water freezes faster than cold.
• The Croissant (halbmondformiges pastries) was designed for joy of victory against the Turks (1683) by a Viennese baker.
• In Saudi Arabia, Barbie dolls are illegal.
• From 1922 to 1934, were four Olympic Games for women only.
• Lipstick contains